Funny Jokes – “Do You Drink”?

Funny Jokes – Lets sneak into this conversation between a man and a women at a pub.

Do You Drink?

Man: Hi

Lady : Hi

Lady: Do you drink?

Man: Yes

Lady: Every day?

Man: Yes

Lady: How much a day?

Man: 3 6 packs

Lady: How much per 6 pack

Man: About $10.00

Lady: So how long have you been drinking?

Man: I guess, 15 years.

Lady: So 1 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day that makes you spending each month at $900. It would be $10,800 in a year, correct?

Man: Absolutely.

Lady: Not accounting for inflation, if in 1 year you spend $10,800, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000, correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know if you didn’t drink, that money could have been put in an interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for past 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari now?

Man: Do you drink?

Lady: No

Man: Where’s your f*cking Ferrari then?

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