Funny Joke about a psychiatrist fails while conducting a study by which he could tell how often a person sleeps with his wife, by looking at his face and judging his smile.
A Psychiatrist Fails
A psychiatrist was conducting a study. By the end of the study he could tell how often a person sleeps
with his wife, by looking at his face and judging his smile. So he sets out one evening to test himself.
He saw a person barely grinning.
Psychiatrist: You sleep with your wife once in a month, right?
Person: Right.
He saw another person happily smiling.
Psychiatrist: You sleep with your wife once in every week, right?
Person: Right.
He saw a third person with a slightly wider smile.
Psychiatrist: You sleep with your wife once in four nights, right?
Person: Right.
Now comes the fourth person. His mouth was stretched wide open using clips, into a big smile as if he
was the Joker from Dark Knight.
Psychiatrist: You sleep with your wife once in two nights, right?
Person: No.
Psychiatrist: Every night, then?
Person: No.
Psychiatrist: All the time?
Person: No.
Psychiatrist: Fine. You win, How often?
Person: Once in a year.
Psychiatrist: Then why the hell are you smiling that way?
Person: Tonight is the night.
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